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The Sloptart is moving! –and changing names probably
I’ve migrated the old sloptart.com site over here to http://slopstache.com/, but I’m still working out the design details of this site. Any feedback would be really great… In the meantime, I’m making plenty of food (both disgusting and delicious) and … Continue reading
Hiatus Interruption.
A friend of mine posted this today and my mind was blown.http://foodbeast.com/content/2012/08/01/so-apparently-weve-been-using-ketchup-cups-all-wrong/ I can’t even begin to explain how cheated I feel. Please, if you love someone, share this with them. The Sloptart will resume blogging in the next couple … Continue reading
No Slop Today.
Instead of making an actual post today, I decided that I would fix the site a little bit so that it didn’t look like total garbage. Somehow I had nested pictures inside of the captions of other pictures, and for … Continue reading
Spicy Fishsteak and Chicken Vienna Sausage Patties
I have an excess of canned fish and other miscellaneous meats due to …I don’t really know why. This stuff never goes bad, and I guess it just kind of accumulates…ANYWAY, I had to figure out a way of getting rid of … Continue reading
Asafoetida
While I noticed no increase in flatulence yesterday, I also noticed no considerable decrease. I guess I need to add more asafoetida next time.
Porkyfried Lamb Stir-fry
After just about every major and minor holiday, I’m given a ton of left overs from my family, because A)We cook way too much food, and B)they know about this blog; that is, they know that I eat literal garbage. … Continue reading
Leftover PattyMelt Soup
I have a bad habit of eating half of sandwiches and never eating them again also. Also, I ate French Onion soup last week and have been craving it like crazy. It’s all basically the same thing right? Beef stuff, … Continue reading
sauteed leftover publick house wings
So, I really like chicken wings. A lot of times, I order way too many chicken wings and then I dread eating them when I get home because that means that I have heat them up again somehow. If you … Continue reading
Spoon Fried SPAM Lite
After opening the can, begin digging shallow scoops of SPAM out with an ordinary spoon. With a little bit of oil, begin sauteéing the SPAM until browned. Eat up! I think this is pretty good. Normally though, I forego cooking … Continue reading
Dogfood Omelette
This is pretty self explanatory I think. Also it was delicious. I think I would put in more condensed soup next time, this left me wanting more…even though it looked like dogfood. A+
